Date Released:
December 28th, 2006

Host(s):
James & David

Opening Stinger:
None. David just plays Yellow Ledbetter, which would eventually become the outtro.

Weekly Update(s):
David is looking for a job. He feels like he's a bum because he's not making money.

James kicked a one-legged friend in his real leg instead of his prosthetic limb.

Featured Story:
James once told David about a pastor who said "Hallelujah" in a funny way. While they are fixing up a bathroom, James begins to sing. David laughs, and the pest control guy is freaked out.

James added a story about when he tore holes in his basement wall. David talked about when he found a BB gun.

News:
none

E & V-Mail:
JoJo the Christian clown calls in to say he is offended by the podcast, particularly David.

Recap Song:
James was just trying to introduce his one-legged friend. James hasn't seen him since. David thinks James was stupid. Fake legs cost a lot of money. James sings about singing "halle-lu-jah". David and James think that JoJo needs to get a life.

Memorable Moments:
David: "But you've just gotta swing with the branches."

David: "Nothing in the basement. Nothing at all!"

James: "Beams of evil hate would have streamed from her eyes and burned my skull."
David: "Definitely, definitely."

James: "That's not very dark."
David: "That's not dark? That the E-minor, that's the darkest chord in the world!"

James burps and David kicks the desk.