Date Released:
February 7, 2007

Host(s):
James & David

Opening Stinger:
none

Weekly Update(s):
David had a job interview.

James thought he forgot his wallet when he went to Walmart because he was hyped up on DayQuil. He also tried a spinning class, quit, and called David.

Featured Story:
James told a story at church camp about Monkey Island. He retells that story for the listeners today.

News:
The new segment "You Ain't Right" will debut in this episode.

E & V-Mail:
Leah nearly shot soda out of her nose while listening to the podcast. She also told a story about giving high fives.

Noelle's (sp?) brother thinks she's on drugs because she burst out laughing while listening to the podcast.

Paul emailed in a story about a homeless guy who wanted some cash.

The "Lucy Sisters" sing a fantastic story in song format about going to the movies and stealing money.

You Ain't Right
This segment is a 'game' where each of the hosts tells a story, but one of them is lying. The listeners email in to guess which story they think is a lie.

David tells a story about how he died for five minutes when he was a young child.

James tells a story about when he worked at Wendy's. one of the other employees keeled over; James picked her up to help her, but she died in his arms.

Recap Song:
We'll try to keep it funny before we go. The Monkey Man attacked the kids today. How come nobody wants to go to camp anymore? James went to Walmart twice. He went to a spinning class. It's a terrible thing to be so out of shape. There ain't nothing funny about this recap song today.

Memorable Moments:
"Just go and lift a bulldozer with your legs."

"We're not really that funny; we just know how to spin it."

"You can't force creativity. You can't force GENIUS."