Date Released:
February 22, 2007

Host(s):
James and Rock Star Paul

Opening Stinger:
"You're listening to Nobody's Listening… which is odd."

Weekly Update(s):
James: A friend of James ate his hamburger. James also wanted some salt for his meal, and received more than he desired.

Rock Star Paul fell in love with the Lucy Sisters after listening to all of the earlier NLCast episodes.

Featured Story:
Rock Star Paul, James, and Nick (Paul’s little brother) were at a Mexican restaurant. Nick drank a whole bowl of salsa. As he ran to the bathroom, James had a spark of evil, and planned a trick upon him.
James also tells another story of Rock Star Paul’s parents' evilness.

News:
Watch the show live on Stickam every Wednesday at 8pm central.
A surprise is coming soon.
All international or non-American listeners are urged to come forward and post on the forums.
The podcast now has 17 iTunes reviews, all 5-stars.

E & V-Mail:
Tamara thanks James and David for their respectful tones and their great work on the podcast. (James read the e-mail in a rude tone to make light of this.)

Kathy tells of her incredibly long trip to the grocery store and forgetting her checks. During this event, she thought of James and his trip to WalMart (Episode 007).

Nathan says how disappointed he was at the lack of voice mails in the previous episode, and he encourages James and David to continue their work on the podcast. He then tells a story about a couch and a homeless person.

Rock Star Paul calls in to say ‘Hey Dave how’s it goin’ man?’, starting a conversation with Dave from Georgia.

JoJo the Christian Clown thinks that the podcast is evil.

You Ain’t Right:
Paul was arrested for throwing super balls for in a mall.
James talks about a dog that sat in the middle of a road in a trailer park, and the instance of him running over said dog.

***
Rock Star Paul sings a protest song to try and convince James to change the name of the podcast to "Two Half-brothers telling the whole story." James is not impressed.

Chorus:
Because they're two half-brothers telling the whole story
embarrassment and pain, of death and of glory
I just can't wait to hear what they've got next for me
They're two half-brothers telling the whole story
***

Recap Song:
Sonic needs a chicken beef sandwich. Don’t eat other people’s sandwiches. David is a winner. Nick, your gonna die from eating the killer salsa. They’re two half-brothers tellin’ the whole story will never be the name of this podcast.

Memorable Moments:
"Every time I go to Sonic, something bad happens."

“I ran a lot as a child.”

“Then it hit me, a spark of evil.”

“'I drank a whole boowwlll!'”

James: "That's why your parents are my heroes, because they're so cool."
Paul: "Because they're wicked to their children."

"My psychiatrist loves my father, because it, you know, pays her bills."

James: "You have lyrics?...you have a harmonica?!"

"Embrace the acronym."

Red Boar sings a song he calls "Dasani Water" at the end of the podcast.