Date Released:
March 8th, 2007 (Recorded December 20th, 2006)

Host(s):
James & David

Opening Stinger:
"Want to hear some awesome voice acting skills? Of course you do!"

"You're listening to Nobody's Listening. Who told you that was okay?"

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James & David introduce themselves and explain why they started the podcast. They encourage listeners to send in their own funny life stories. The hosts also explain the format of future shows:

Weekly Update(s):
David moved from Phoenix to Missouri. Jonathan hurt David's knee.
He also went to Subway, and the order was messed up. James received many banana peppers on his sandwich.

Featured Story:
The hosts tell the first podcast story. It involves a go-kart, elusive videotapes, takingturns, and tree roots.

E & V-Mail:
(Played at the end of the show)

Mark from Ohio is locked out of his house.

Michael accuses James of fabricating a story.

Josh loved the poodle in the Recap Song.

Josh is at an Italian restaurant, and was assaulted by a piece of lettuce.

Vance has a story about spending the night on a sailboat.

A listener asks how Dave's doing.

Recap Song:
James still wears the scars of the go-kart. David has a girl in Ireland. The sandwiches were
wrong. David can't feel his toes. David put gas in the rental truck. Gas is expensive.
Jonathan thinks he's a ninja. N-o-b-o-d-y-s-l-i-s-t-e-n-i-n-g-t-o-u-s at gmail.com.

Thanks to Michael of the Weekly Murloc podcast and Scott Johnson.
There's a page full of notes, and they're all spelled wrong. Do you think James is a stalker,
Michael?

Memorable Moments:
David sings during the Recap Song.

James: "And maybe, if you're lucky, stories about the future, stories that haven't even been
invented yet."

James spells out the email of the podcast.

James: "First of all, I have this big old fat wedding ring; secondly, I have a big old fat me
attached to the wedding ring."

James: "This podcast is gonna suck!"