Date Released: March 28th, 2007

Host(s): James & David

Opening Stinger:
David openes the show trying to say that it's the David and James show, but ends up saying James and David show. James thanks him. David screams, "Dang it!"

Weekly Update(s):
James - James' house is listed for sale online as if Yoda wrote the copy. "In this lovely neighborhood, a lovely house there is. Do not pass it!" James and his family tour a home that felt weird and had a weird basement. Turns out that a teenager and a step-dad had killed themselves in the house.
David - David reports about a raise he got at work that he actually wasn't supposed to tell anyone about.

Featured Story:
David shares a story of a girl he met online and began to date online. When he met her at a church for the first time, she had misrepresented herself and was a little more man-like than David had been led to believe. Johnathan, David and James' brother, emailed the girl by hacking David's email and took mercy on her by breaking up with her for him.
James added a story about a large, sloppy drunk redneck girl that was giving him the eye at a friend's house back in his single days.

News:
No News! Woot
In the recap song James mentions that they're aren't mentioned in What's Hot in iTunes any longer.

E & V-Mail:

Voicemail:
Nick (Salsa Boy) called in reporting that he's listened to every episode. He said he loved hearing us tell the story of the salsa (Episode ??) and the basement ghost man (Episode 003 - The Basement Ghost Man).
Rev12, of The Combobulator, called from the UK making fun of James' attempt at a British accent. He thanked the show for playing his show's promo.

Recap Song:
James sings about touring a demon possessed house and the darkness to a bright and happy tune. "It was a happy, happy day!" David sings about his raise at work. James sings about a demon that followed them from the basement. Then we hear a bit from the demon himself. James sings and speaks about the benefits of meeting someone in person over how they represent themselves in an online profile. James sings a piece of news he forgot to mention.

Memorable Moments:
"I felt like I was nekkid every time she looked at me."

James: "If you could ever just get past that... there would be no limits."

James: "I was at weight watchers last year. There was some fine women in there! If my wife ever dies I'm coming in here. We're going to lose weight together! And when we do we will get married.... When you hit lifetime, we will get married!"