Date Released:
April 6, 2007


Host(s):
James and David

Opening Stinger:
James “Check one, two I’m good, David?” David “I think I’m GETTING THERE!”

Weekly Update(s): James tells how his daughter is his only source of joy, and she says words like the two-year old she is.

David tells of some racist customers in his store. He then tells about a car that was driving recklessly the day before.

Featured Story:
James tells of when he lived at home while David and Jonathan were alive at around age 2 and 4. He then tells of 4 examples of their rowdiness.

1. James tells of when his family gets their first VCR, and how it got ruined.

2. He then tells of a time when David and Jonathan found some candles and lighters and decided to play with them.

3. His third story was how David and Jonathan had gotten a hold of some flour.

4. His fourth story was when the two took a lighter and used it on a huge bottle of Wesson Oil.

He tells of how David had an incredible knack of throwing things and hitting the exact spot he wanted to.

News:
Not in the top 100 comedy pod cast anymore.

E & V-Mail: Zach writes in and tells of his 18 hour trip to Wisconsin with his fiancé and future in-laws.
Myrl proclaims his love for Nobody’s Listening. He then tells of when he got a house key and go wherever he wants at age 10.

Anne tells her story of how she came to find the show.
Not JoJo the Christian Clown (Larry) calls in and compliments the show.
Kristine says how she wants the name of the pod cast changed from Nobody’s Listening to Somebody’s Listening because she is not a nobody.
Red Boar “sings” a song.

Recap Song:
Red Boar was April Fooled about his car. David and Jonathan were able to band together to terrorize their household without consequences. It snowed inside, there were candles in a closet, a big bottle of Wesson oil and lighters, and a VCR filled with sandwiches and sand. There’s a place in heaven for those that leave an iTunes review. iTunes hates Nobody’s Listening.

Memorable Moments: “PIGGIE!”

“Cause it’s like rain on your wedding day! No its because of our name.”

“Cause its business time.”


“You need to have clothes on to be cruel.”

“She ain’t slurred, she’s GONE.”

“I thought Boy George wasn’t putting out another album”

“VCR meant Very Corroded Recorder”

“Maybe we should sellout and do something a little risqué, either that or we should both be gay.”