Date Released:
June 20th, 2008

Host(s):
James & David

Opening Stinger:
Emma the stalker calls in to start afresh.

"Let's just say my name is Lucy, and I have news for you. You're listening to Nobody's Listening. Broke Ya!"

Opening Story:
Norm loves the show and mentions it all the time. His wife wishes him a happy birthday/Father's Day. She tells about their son Canaan and his overactive bowel.

Weekly Update(s):
James calls out Panera, asking them why the Hispanic people work in the back.
He is also very heartily greeted by the manager, who thought he knew him.

David shoved his tongue piercing back in, and James almost threw up.

LBB of the Week:
Mr. Preppy construction worker wannabe with the steel-toed boots that have never walked on soil.

Featured Story:
None

News:
James created new sound effects for the show.
Subscribe to the RSS feed at NLcast.com
Check out the DYAP Project.
The new web comic "Geek Loves Nerd" comes out on Thursdays.
Send in an envelope to get a Nobody's Listening sticker.
Sponsor a show for five dollars.

Middle School Drama:
Britney bought some Dora the Explorer popsicles, and wrote it down.

E & V-Mail:
CarpeDiem discovered a charcoal pancake in his microwave.

Brad, who actually has hair on his chin, talks about how he harassed an old lady with a milkshake.

Mike suggests that the stories mentioned on previous episodes, but never actually told, should be turned into shows. He also tells a story about fingernail clippings and a guy he thought was creepy.

CarpeDiem had an English teacher who gave him a test over a story the class had never read.

Alexis from Texas retched in her cubicle while listening to the podcast.

Mama Miers (sp?) is reminded by James of her younger brother. She will send in a story one day.

NewMan1617 attached a voice clip to his email in order to display his admiration for the show. He also offers a $20 gift certificate for Steam as a prize for a future show.

Mike from News Cast Live realizes that he is pure evil incarnate. He tells the story of how he got his sister grounded when they were kids.

David from Tennessee calls in with an embarrassing story about Valentine's Day.

Chichelle (sp?) from Las Vegas calls in with a story about dancing and singing to "Kung Fu Fighting" in a bathroom.

Christian calls in again. He misses the "You Ain't Right" segment, and tells about how he spread the gospel of Kennison. He also threatens to sick his grandmother on James and David if he does not receive his button soon.

Neice Emily calls in about a child who was too old for a pacifier.

Someone calls in at the end about "Broke ya!" and breaking a nail.

Memorable Moments:
"Why'd you name your kid 'Canaan'? Don't you read the Word of God?"

David: "You burned it, you cooked it, you eat it."
James: "That ain't going to waste; there's kids in Africa that ain't got charcoal to eat."

"I'm going to slap Panera...her and her eyeless baby logo."

James: "Did you know that the tip of your elbow, the fleshy part, is called your weenis?"
David: "Yeah, thank you. Where the crap did that come from?"

"Everything's overpriced, it has shiny floors, it's well-lit, the aisles are wider; what are they trying to pull over there?"

David: "You at the dog puke and the poop and threw it all up too, you little disgusting man."
James: "You gotta watch how you say things."

"It's like, give me a roller coaster and gag me with a fork."

"He sounds a little bit like Kermit the Frog, and I mean that in love, Mike, I do."