Date Released:
July 20th, 2008

Host(s):
James & David

Opening Stinger:
none

Opening Story:
Carnage94 thinks he is a terrible storyteller, but builds a catapult anyway, and burns stuff.

Weekly Update(s):
David met a girl, and did not call her.

James was wearing a bat-themed shirt and almost misunderstood an old lady.
The same shirt caused another misunderstanding with a lady at a booth.

LBB:
Fast food drive-through workers

Middle School Drama:
Hannah aka June listened to Nobody's Listening during school and began to laugh. Everyone thought she was crazy.
Jackie and her cousin locked down the house.

Featured Story:
The story today tells of the legend of Big Red, the punisher of Kennisons everywhere.

News:
The story contest has been extended another week.
Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope in to get a bumper sticker.
Sponsor a show for $10.
Check out DrawYouAPicture.com .

E & V-Mail:
Aimee asks for clean LEGOS.

Kimball from Arizona tells a story about violently stubbing his toe.

Emelio calls in about gypsies who tried to jump his grandma.

BKopcha (sp?) looked for stories untold.

Chris advises not to build potentially dangerous things when you have an older brother.

Jeremy sends in an email about mauling woodland animals with a wheedwhacker.

Gabby is a happy customer, minus the "customer".

Joe Mama from Vermont tells a story about a sewing factory, dog leashes, and finger injuries.

DeltaSniper leaves a voicemail question for David.
He calls in again with another story about his older sister.

Fred is listening to the podcast on a road trip.

Memorable Moments:
James got a new desk.

"You know what else you left near the burning flames? The rest of your house!"

"This week it's middle schoolers and their hate crimes against math books."

"Am I the only one that feels like that sucks some of your brain out?"

"Oh, Grandma's beating the crap out of some gypsies again."

"Just lock up the kids and turn off the iPod."

"Everybody my age..you know what a slide is, slides that were so high, if you fell off it, you would die."

"Then I turned around and punched her in the face."

David: "Coat hanger, extension cord, shoe, belt (obviously)...rick-rack paddle..."
James: "...a shoe, a hairbrush, some dowel rods..."

" 'If you hit me, you'll dial 911, but your fingers won't work. Hit me. I dare you.' "