Date Released:
July 27th, 2008

Host(s):
James & David

Opening Stinger:
James: "I just want to make sure the running is over...all right. Let's get started, David."
David: "Let's do this."
James: "Okay."

Opening Story:
Shawn listened to Episode 7, and almost attacked his child because of it.

Weekly Update(s):
James lost the pen for his computer drawing tablet at kids' camp.
He also started the 'one hundred push-ups challenge'. He can now do eleven.

David saw a man driving a lawnmower down the road. He also tried to sell his XBox on eBay.

LBB:
David: Stupid parents who leave their child in the road

James: People who disrespect the deceased at funerals

News:
The story contest winner, sponsored by James Newman, is Darcie.

James puts out a call for rodent stories to use in a new theme show.

Middle School Drama:
LoneRanger thought David was a telemarketer. He also has a story about an envelope and
twenty ambiguous dollars.

Featured Story:
James talks about how he was picked on as a child, until one fateful day, when he couldn't
take it anymore. He finally snapped, and he became "the Berserker".

E & V-Mail:
Kimball from Arizona tells a story about a metal chain and a hook.

Kim tells a story about a visit to the doctor.

LoneRanger tells a story about his older sister and a large quantity of powdered donuts.
He also tells David not to move to Iceland.

Sammy send in an email about a car ride and a bird.

Julia (SpockFreak ?) calls in with a story about her kids, but cannot tell it.
She calls in again to tell the story about camping and amusement park rides, and poorly
designed shirts.

Neal runs cross country. He is in middle school. He discovered a hill made of gravel.

ConcertPianist16 tells a funny story about an elderly woman who told a funny story.

Carpedine(sp?) tells a story about a southern spelling bee.

Memorable Moments:
David: "These people need our voices...and it starts to annoy me...because they need us."

David: "Kimball, don't call from work."

James: "So your brain was having a baby too?"

James: "What is it with this kid and twenty dollars?"

David: "What is this, Little House on the Prairie?"

James: "You know, that's awesome that old people are stepping up, Dave, because back in
our day, they just smelled like mothballs."
David: "Yep...and formaldehyde."