Date Released:
August 19th, 2008

Host(s):
James & Tom

Opening Stinger:
Call in: "Hi James and Company. That's all I have to say. That's it. Hi!"

Tom : "Hey, my name is Tom, and I love eating apples, and I went to the zoo, and I -
James: "-ate an apple."

Opening Story:
Greg Epps(sp?) tells a story about his kids and Ramen noodles.

Weekly Update(s):
James apologizes for not putting out a show in the last few weeks. He talks about going to
church camp in Illinois. The journey there was not pleasant.
He also had a birthday.

Tom ran into trouble with the TSA when they mishandled his laptop.

LBB:
James: the Sam's "check your receipt lady" and cranky old folks

Tom: mother nature, who insists on raining on him and his wife

News:
James is still taking the "hundred push-ups challenge".

James greets the live chat room.

A Rodent-themed show is approaching.

Sponsor a show for ten dollars.

Follow James on Twitter.

Visit DrawYouAPicture.com

Middle School Drama:
Andrew tells a story about going to Panera bread and giving a hobo a high-five.
He was also apparently cornered by an angry chipmunk and breaking into a locker. James does
not believe his stories.

Jackie decides to kiss a poster. Her brother stares at her.

Thomas (SOG LoneRanger) tells a story about his little brother getting a bargain haircut. He
also talks about more haircuts.


Featured Story:
none

E & V-Mail:
Andy went to Tijuana and saw some weird shops. He also saw a fake zebra. He requests a
"mom" theme show.

Gabriel thinks James and David are awesome, and laughs until he is in pain. He tells a story about
discovering a hill and falling off a bicycle.

Austin was listening to an old episode, and remembered that it was James's birthday.

Paul also wishes James a happy birthday.

Kimball from Arizona admits he was calling from work. He is afraid that James and David are
stalking him.

Sarah from California compliments the podcast. She is also tall.

Nate was a volunteer helper for Vacation Bible School. He remembered the JoJo the Clown
episode during a particular skit, and had to restrain himself from laughing.

Paul from Florida made a song, which is played at the end of the show.

Katie was mowing her lawn and encountered some poop.

Jackie's sister ordered a cheeseburger in Romania and did not receive what she requested.

[A listener] shares a story entitled "Why you should never believe anything you see on television".

Fred from Long Island calls in about Episode 74 and shares a pet peeve.

Rob from Texas says that he and his wife joined the hundred push-up challenge. He also
tells a story in response to The Berserker - Episode 75.

Joseph calls in with a story about a play/musical/type thing, and having to go to
the bathroom.

DeltaSniper didn't mean to break David's heart.

Connie from Ohio calls in a story about thinking her kids said weird things.

Vickie tells a story from 1987 about riding on the back of a motorcycle.

Dave from Tennessee calls in and talks about seeing a pair of lawnmowers at a gas station.

Memorable Moments:
James: "But we do, we have a WalMart...and they do have bouncers. It's insane. It's really awesome,
and they wear just as many buttons; it's pretty cool. You just don't make fun of them."

Tom: "Kelly! He says mother nature is fictional. You lied to me!"

James: "Today, we're forced to this stuff because we're afraid somebody's going to kill us.
So, I'd rather pee in your yard than come and meet you face to face."

James: "'When you don't brake your brakes, you're gonna crash on your face.'"

Tom: "You're seventeen?"
James: "No, I'm thirty-five."
Tom: "And dead?"

James: "I just wanted to say something offensive after I said 'no offense'."

Tom: "I was mowing my grass, then I hit a pile of blood."

Tom: "And I will not be liking a drink."