Date Released:
December 30th, 2008

Host(s):
James & Trevor

Opening Stinger:
This episode is brought to you by DrawYouAPicture.com. That's all James is saying, so shut up.

Opening Story:
Julian shares a story about his brother, vermin, and aliens.

Weekly Update(s):
Trevor was in a department store. He saw an old lady who was confused by doors that weren't automatic. He got an electronic drum set for Christmas.

James got a gun controller for Christmas. He was also at Sam's Club for a very long time, and had to go to the bathroom.

Paige (aka Awesome22) sends in an email that segways into a story James has about Christmas Eve service at his church.

LBB:
Les (aka HistoryKid) writes in about a canyon. There was also an elderly lady who enforced a trespassing sign.

News:
none

Middle School Drama:
Audra had four goats. Then she had five goats.

Featured Story:
"Bookworm Emily" sends in an email requesting the previously untold story about Nick's dad punching a pastor's kid.

E & V-Mail:
Rachel has the bad habit of saying "idear".

Spencer almost killed himself while writing a book.

Skip was listening to cool podcasts. He decided to do a webcomic. He brought his sketchbook into class and was insulted by his teacher.

Memorable Moments:
James: "I live in a CANYON!"

James: "It's my SKETCHBOOK! I'm attached to it! It's my preciousssssss!"

James: "She gives me presents and stuff; it's pretty cool. You get armor from her; I don't know how she gets armor, but she has some."
Trevor: "That's the best gift ever!"