Date Released:
January 6th, 2009

Host(s):
James & Trevor

Opening Stinger:
Paul from Florida thinks James sounded like Megatron.

Opening Story:
Carlos from Florida has a New Year's story about the beginning of 2005. This tale involved a bonfire and silly string.

Weekly Update(s):
James was asked to write a theme song for a contest at MajorSpoilers.com. He won, and the song is now played at the end of their shows.
He also has a beard now, and it is trying to scratch him.
Jenna is enjoying the Wii fit, and has become quite good at it.

Trevor cuts his own hair, and developed a "hair splinter." His youngest daughter had expertly camouflaged herself in her crib.
Profanity is also not very good.

LBB:
James: Anybody who jumps in line at the cashier

The grandmother of the AmeriCanadian who owned twin puppies

News:
Send in stories for a new theme show: Middle School Drama.

Middle School Drama:
Hirashi(sp?) tells a story about welding and a tarantula.

Audrey was on a four-wheeler and saw some dogs.

DJ was attacked by a group of girls.

Featured Story:
James offers a "brief smathering" of elementary school stories from his childhood. The horrors involved a Snoopy tie-dye shirt, a Hershey's backpack, a disheveled young girl, a
caterpillar, "shooting the bird," and pretending to celebrate Halloween.

Trevor tells a sad story about walking home from school and being afraid of a bully.

E & V-Mail:
Coach Z writes an email with lots of r's in it.

Julian claims he is not a disgusting hermit.

Dana has juvenile arthritis and wrote insults on the joints as a joke to her doctor.

Memorable Moments:
Trevor: "And I'm Trevor, and I'm not wearing any pants."
James: "Wow...wow...and there went our clean rating, folks."

Trevor: "You don't get a drum roll if you blow the joke!"

James: "That is the weirdest lie I've ever heard."

James: "How do you outflank a spider on a toilet seat?"