Date Released:
January 20th, 2009

Host(s):
James & Trevor

Opening Stinger:
This episode is dedicated to the memory of Greg Hawley.

A caller asks if you remember when you thought no one would like you, but then they did.

Opening Story:
WhiteMageYak has a story about his blind and somewhat strange grandma.

Weekly Update(s):
James sold his copy of Rock Band for the Wii. His daughter also convinced him to buy Lego Batman.

Trevor just bought a minivan. He also took a course for an AED.

LBB:
James: "The guy that works down at the GameStop down the street"

The city that Trevor works in

Chris (aka DoctorQuest) sends in a story about a group of elderly women who jog through the middle of the street.

News:
Send in your own Middle School Drama stories to the show.

Follow the hosts on Twitter-
James: @nlcast.
Trevor: @rattface

Today's episode is dedicated to the memory of Greg Hawley.

Middle School Drama:
GingerNinjer(sp?) thinks math class is really boring. He ate some pencil lead.

Featured Story:
James shares a collection of short stories about Greg Hawley, from superglue to turkeys to pulling a prank on the new youth pastor.

E & V-Mail:
Shita(sp?) shares a story about getting flipped off by a very young sibling.

Dan (aka DoctorLouie[sp?]) writes in with a story about a misunderstanding at a Chinese restaurant.

Ryan (aka "brother of Audra") visited a drive-through nativity.

Greg Epps sends in a story about working in a library and rescuing his mother, all capped off with a "Broke ya!" moment.

Emma calls in with an embarrassing story about a Civil War ball.

Megan's screen saver on her computer is a critical hard drive error.

Joanne from Vermont calls in a story about being fed spicy Lifesavers in church.

DeltaSniper was listening to Episodes 14 and 9 simultaneously. He accidentally created a mash-up of Nick (aka Salsa Boy) and the recap song about him.

A listener (unintelligible) has a story about going to the movie theater and tripping with popcorn.

Memorable Moments:
James: "My grandma never did anything cool like that. My grandma sat and smoked cigarettes. She was great though."

James: "The longer you're on the show, the cooler...you're cool points will go up."
Trevor: "Is that your way of saying you're going to fire me soon?"

Trevor: "Can't you tell? I'm an individual, just like all these other guys beside me!"
James: "If you really wanted to not fit in, wear striped pants all the time, and a beanie hat with a propeller on it, and don't have any friends."

Trevor: "Now, of course, if they were to drop dead from the toxic fumes, I could save them with my Automatic External Defibrillator."