Date Released:
February 10th, 2009

Host(s):
James & Trevor

Opening Stinger:
"You're listening to Nobody's Listening, where we tell funny life stories and invite you to do the same."

Opening Story:
ComedyRotten works at a warehouse with his sister. She is offended when she misunderstands another employee.

Weekly Update(s):
Trevor was playing Rock Band and smacked himself in the eye with a drumstick. His oldest daughter yelled into the baby monitor to wake up her parents.

James is sick because his son had previously shoved his hand down his throat. He also thought he was bleeding profusely. James offers ridiculous punishments if his daughter doesn't take a nap.


LBB:
James is the LBB of the Week. He went to the doctor's office and saw a bratty kid. He proceeded to grimace at the kid

News:
The "Geek Loves Nerd" web comic has moved to GeekLovesNerd.com. James is starting a new web comic at nlcast.com.

Middle School Drama:
A listener was in charge of collecting reheatable food at lunch. Pie hockey was inadvertantly invented.

Featured Story:
Trevor tells a story from high school about tricking a kid into doing some dumb things. They got him to inhale some toxic gas, and made some special electrical components for him to test.

E & V-Mail:
Paul ("The Resident Drunk") calls in to let the hosts know that he shot the rat that was in his garage.

Shida from the Caribbean has a story about people punching each other and spitting on each other.

Jennifer Heinz's husband had an unconventional weapon when he thought he heard a burglar.

Brent has a nice restroom story to share.

Glenn from Colorado calls in to say that he loves the show. He is also engaged, and plans to try and get his fiance/e/ to listen to the podcast.

Funny stuff happens at the warehouse where ComedyRotten works.

Chris from Massachusetts comments about Episode 94. He says that Trevor's geek cred has dropped a bit.

Connie from Ohio has a middle school story about a pool attacking her hair.

Memorable Moments:
James: "This stuff isn't the bright red cherry stuff that comes out when you, you know, skinned your knee when you were twelve years old; this is deep, dark blood, like from inside your soul."

James: "These are the sounds, the lilting sounds, of Nobody's Listening. We're here with thirty minutes of mood music for your soul."
Trevor: "whooshshshhhhshshh"
James: "eeeeyeeh...That was a seagull."
Trevor: "Bawoooogahhhhhhh"
James: "Oaorf, oarrf...Oh, a passing seal!"

James: [high-pitched voice] "Quinceeeeeeeey!"

Trevor: "This must be what happy smells like!"

James tells the story of Darth Jesus.