Date Released:
February 24th, 2009

Host(s):
James & Trevor

Opening Stinger:
Someone was listening to the podcast, and it was really funny.

Opening Story:
Roy from the U.K. found the show when his iPlayer was set to the American version.

Weekly Update(s):
James had to cancel the show last week because he was violently attacked by monkey bars.

Trevor's Xbox 360 is slowing dying. He has discovered that there are people that live in his area of Canada that listen to the show. His wife also scares him to death over Popsicles.

LBB:
James: People who apologize but don't mean it

Trevor: The Toronto-Pearson airport

News:
The "Nobody's Listening" web comic updates every Wednesday at nlcast.com. The "Geek Loves Nerd" web comic has moved to geeklovesnerd.com.

Joey Day of JDAZE Podcast has sponsored a contest for the show, providing Call of Duty 2 for the PC as a prize.

Middle School Drama:
Jake told his friend's girlfriend that her boyfriend was mad at her for being ugly.

Austin calls in with a story about ripping pages out of notebooks.

Carl thought it would be cool if all of his belongings were locked in a cupboard.

Featured Story:
none

E & V-Mail:
B.K. from New Hampshire is wondering how a toilet would flush if it was exactlyon the equator.

Sammy was looking for a podcast, and discovered Nobody's Listening.

Rashida had some friends talking about halos. She punched someone in the face with her elbow.

Sarah was listening to the podcast while walking across campus. She started laughing, and everyone else was looking her like she was crazy. She also sends in a story about a petting zoo.

Jeff Roney bought a chocolate shake. He told his cousins not to eat it, but poured Tabasco sauce on it just in case.

Brandon has a story about a pastor locking up the church and crashing into a snow bank.

Sam writes in with a story about puppet show/skit.

Bethany's brother wanted some ice cream from the scary ice cream guy.

Meredith went on a camping trip with her family, and fell into the fire.

Some kid flipped the bird in RedBoar's choir class in elementary school.

DJ (aka Drazer360) was playing soccer. The end.

Erin was hallucinating about a commercial on TV.

John has a story about a kid who would eat anything.

Someone who can't remember who they are calls in for a second.

Memorable Moments:
Trevor: "Maybe 'Drunk Paul' isn't drunk, he has a concussion, and we've been mocking him all this time."

James: "What do you call firemen in Canada?"
Trevor: "Uh, firemen?"
James: "I knew it! It's a conspiracy."

James: "I almost threw my baby at her, but she would've ate him."

Trevor: "Now I want to know, what school do you go with that has knives in the lunch room that are sharp enough to puncture footballs?"

James: "A goose is a half-step away from a wolverine, in my opinion; it's just a cuter version."

Today is the first-ever "Concussion Tuesday".