Date Released:
March 16th, 2009

Host(s):
James & Trevor

Opening Stinger:
Someone apparently dialed a wrong number.

Aaron from Missouri wishes the show congratulations.

Brad (aka Scooter) is going to be a father.

Opening Story:
A listener lives in Tennessee. There are many college football fans there; her boss is one of them. Someone made a birthday card for him that was misinterpreted.

Weekly Update(s):
Trevor has a "Sham Wow" update about his failure as a parent. His daughter has been brainwashed by an infomercial.

James's daughter Jenna had an awesome moment with a family friend.

LBB:
Daniel nominates the babysitter who made his little sister cry.

Adam (aka ImNotHere) developed a large rash on his leg. His mother made up a horrible disease to tease him.

News:
There is a new Bonus Page up at NLCast.com, which has a ringtone, wallpapers, and more.

NLCast stickers are being sent to everyone who has an email or a voicemail featured on this episode.(Continental U.S. and Canada)

Special Thanks to the following people:

archive1 for helping build the wiki

Scott Johnson for his support and help

Koreo and Dean for their regular support of the show

Rob Gobers for the show's theme song

DofN for paying for the sound effects software

All of the listeners who have supported the show and sent in their stories

Previous guest hosts for their great contributions to the show

David for making the show so much fun to do

James's wife and family for all of their support

Trevor, for being a great host on the show

James, for inviting Trevor to join the show and make people laugh

God, for everything

Middle School Drama:
Adam went down to the lake for a barbecue. He decided to play catch with a can of bug spray.

Jesse's story starts in Chuck.E.Cheese's, the "worst place in the entire earth".

Featured Story:
James tells the story that explains why he doesn't fight. He was in band, and he didn't like some guy. James decided to unleash upper-classman fury upon him. A few years later, he encountered the ex-boyfriend of a girl he liked. All of these stories are merely the buildup to the greatest fight James was ever in.

E & V-Mail:
Siouxzeequeue's daughter was watching her make meatloaf. The daughter realized that it was cow, and that she liked it.

Connie from Ohio was taking home economics in eighth grade. She decided to eat some "bright pink sprinkle stuff".

Len Peralta calls in to congratulate James on 100 shows.

Joe Thomas sends in a mash-up of previous episodes.

Vlaine(sp?) from Slovenia has a story about his grandfather showing his father how to operate a tear gas gun.

Rashida from the Caribbean congratulates the show for reaching the 100-episode mark.

Dan (aka DoctorLouie) has a story about a former girl who was trying to learn English.

FishandChips sends in a story about a poor joke made in a church. There is also a story about a lock-in and band class.

A listener's parents moved to Japan, and they had a bad interpreter.

Tom from Utah went golfing one day, and stopped to eat some hot dogs for lunch.

Brett has a story about eating at a Mexican restaurant on his birthday.

Matt sent in a "phrase mash-up" in honor of the 100th show.

Jennifer Kennison from Geek Loves Nerd calls in to congratulate them.

Eric from WBRShow.com has a couple of words for the 100th show.

JoJo (LadyAeowyn(sp?)) and Luke call in with a story about throwing around magnetic darts.

Lauren Mack was at work, and a lady called in at an inappropriate time.

DoctorLouie calls in to congratulate the show. He proceeds to say "Nobody's Listening" a lot.

Kenneth (aka Hirashi) calls in to declare himself as an LBB.

Daniel (aka ConcertPianist17) calls in to congratulate the show and announce that this coming Thursday, he will have been listening to the podcast for one year.

Kimball(?) from Arizona calls in to congratulate the show, and shares a tale from high school about asking a girl out to a dance and almost hitting a car.

TheRealMcCoy calls in to congratulate the show.

Memorable Moments:
James: "You've been there for me the whole way, Trevor."
Trevor: "Well, part of the way, at least."
James: "Twenty percent of the way."
Trevor: "Thank-you for remembering."

James: "Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you two podcast friends."

Trevor: "You see, therein is your fallacy, because...they would have probably apologized for getting in the way of you stone."
...James: "You have to throw two stones, one of them in French."

James: "They don't make enough gigs for the JPEG I need!"

James suddenly realizes that a nickname the trumpet section had for the flag girls in band wasn't very appropriate.

James: "We were dating, and we used to date in the South- part of the country, mostly because we live down there-"
Trevor: "Which is convenient."

James: "I don't care if the Terminator came out of that truck, I was gonna eat 'em. I was gonna zap 'em with laser beams from my ears."