Date Released:
March 31st, 2009

Host(s):
James & Trevor

Opening Stinger:
Kermit the Frog introduces the show.

Opening Story:
Molly had a terrible misunderstanding in Mexico.

Weekly Update(s):
Trevor's younger daughter kicked him in the face. He also realized that he thoroughly enjoyed a children's television show.

James is taking a second job as a graphic designer. As a result, this will be the last episode of Nobody's Listening.

LBB:
James self-appoints himself as LBB, forever. [see weekly update]

Connor nominates people that fight over parking spots.

News:
Tomorrow is April Fools. Apply this to James's weekly update.

Check out the web comics at NLCast.com and GeekLovesNerd.com.

James is working on a secret podcast project.

Middle School Drama:
Jackie from Nebraska wanted to make some popcorn. The popcorn was cooked for too long.

Nathan was on the phone with his girlfriend.

Featured Story:
James was sleeping in the basement. A certain sound began to annoy him, and he embarked on a quest to track it down.

E & V-Mail:
Julian from Canada calls in with a story about a a friend who had a pile of dead leaves and a can of gasoline.

Adam went to shovel some snow. The roof had other plans.

Vanessa's son loved Spiderman.

Shannon's son also saw "Bubblefat" while playing Lego Star Wars.

"Drunk Paul" isn't sure what day it is. He's been selling some stuff, but the dead rat is gone.

Rob from Dallas had several swing set misadventures when he was young.

[username unintelligible] asks why James started the podcast.

Sarah was at camp. People came into the bathroom. She was afraid.

Misyujin(sp?) from California has a story about someone trying to learn how to speak.

Memorable Moments:
James: "April Fools, peoples! I can't do it! I don't want to get in trouble; I don't want the hate mail! I had a change of heart. The tenor of the show is all wrong!..."
Trevor: "You told me- I was following directions! I was a good actor."

James: "You would hear a burping cat inside your vent."
Trevor: "Nobody wants that!"

James: "There is no way that the kid could fit inside my vent, so I eliminated him as a suspect at that point."

James: "Anyway, if there is a moral to this story, it is: don't listen to this show anymore."

James: "'I'm selling my family, I'm selling your family, I'm selling everything.'"