Date Released:
April 6th, 2009

Host(s):
James, Trevor, and John

Opening Stinger:
"Nobody's Listening!"
"YES THEY ARE!!"

Opening Story:
Matthew (aka Nerd) was almost killed by a high-speed banana.

Fred was testing a water balloon launcher and ended up launching a kid.

Weekly Update(s):
James received gratuitous quantities of hate mail as a result of last week's show. He has convinced his wife to play the Xbox. She doesn't care about unicorns. He silenced Tickey with duct tape.

Trevor was supposed to be flying out, but isn't, so he's here. His bachelor friend left the toilet seat up.

John got a free, used iPod so he could listen to the show.

LBB:
Chris the Professor has a story about pulling a prank on someone and failing.

News:
Check out the "Grocery Store Greatness" comic (feat. story by Action Dan) at NLCast.com.

The show is now recording live every week at 9:30pm Central.

CleanCasts.com launches this week. It is a directory of clean audio and video podcasts.

Middle School Drama:
ComedyRotten, who shall now be referred to as "Tigger English Muffin", also gave a code name to someone else.

Featured Story:
John was at his church on a Sunday night. He let loose a mighty wind.

E & V-Mail:
Lucas asks James a hard question about having to cancel a podcast.

Sheri began to laugh uncontrollably at work.

Paul is a fanatical martial artist who teaches kids.

Kathleen had to evacuate to Minnesota to escape some flooding. She had been wearing two different sneakers.

Daniel B. sent in a mash-up for the show.

Memorable Moments:
James: "How are you doing today, Trevor?"
Trevor: "I..don't...know."
James: "Are there any zombies on your lawn, my friend?"

John: "Where'd you get that? Did you record that from my house? How'd you do that?"

John: "Is this a 'love triangle' or a 'love rhombus', 'cause I'm confused."
James: "I don't know, I think it's a 'love Rubick's cube."

Trevor: "You got 'em again. He was about to say something - totally cut him off. It feels so good for you to do something like that to somebody that's not me."

Trevor: "So you're choosing your wife over me?"
James: "You should actually be pretty happy about that."

James: "Fliddle Fladdle McGee Sputnik! Put that in your remix!"

James reads a rap song he and John were going to perform many years ago.

John: "Oh no! I'm starting to remember this!"