Date Released:
April 12th, 2009

Host(s):
James

Opening Stinger:
Mike sent in a "News for You" mash-up.

[note: This show is a recap created from the content of previous episodes. It is designed as an introduction to the podcast, and so does not follow the regular format.]

Feature:
(Episode 1)
Weekly Update
James kicked a one-legged friend in his real leg instead of his prosthetic limb.

Featured Story
James once told David about a pastor who said "Hallelujah" in a funny way. While they are fixing up a bathroom, James begins to sing. David laughs, and the pest control guy is weirded out.

(Episode 2)
Featured Story
James tries to scare David while David is navigating the dark house with his cell phone. David thinks James is a ninja who broke into his house to kill him.

(Episode 3)
Featured Story
The hosts tell about how James told a story and scared a group of teenage boys who were spending the night in his basement. James takes the story to camp as well, and also brings along the tale of the demon-possessed smoke detector.
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James talks about the time that David first sang for the Recap Song.

(Episode 5)
Featured Story
James tells the story of the tire swing and the spinning barrel of doom that was inflicted upon David and John when they were little children.

Recap Song
David doesn't even have a lawn to mow. He has a groggy voice. James does everything so big, dawg. David sucked his thumb until he was 15. He could have thrown up his innards on the swing. Thanks to the Weekly Murloc people from WoW from the land of Azeroth. Go to the forums, don't ignore'um.

(Episode 8)
Featured Story
David is banned from using the phone because he didn't feed his Mom's birds and many of them died. He runs his own phone line under the house by drilling a hole up through his floor.

E & V-mail:
Logan sent in a mash-up of Episode 103.

Someone posing as the devil calls in about Episode 70.

Brent from New Hampshire has an egg story that has an amazing context.

Monya from New Orleans was on her first date ever.

A listener beat-boxes his way through a voice mail.

Jeff Roney from California was watching an Easter production at his church.

A listener says "I have news for you" in Norwegian.