Date Released:
May 18th, 2009

Host(s):
James, Trevor, & John

Opening Stinger:
Steven says that the podcast rocks.

Opening Story:
Kaitlyn (aka FlutistFriend) accidentally puts some things in the trash.

Weekly Update(s):
James had a root canal two weeks ago.

Trevor made a fool of himself at McDonald's.

John's wife is pregnant. His four-year-old son follows directions well. He also broke the silence at work while a guest was in the room.

LBB:
Trevor nominates the guy who was bashing a noob in an online racing simulator.

James suggests ninja biker guys.

A listener has a story about lazy fast food workers.

News:
Check out CleanCasts.com, a clean comedy podcast directory.

NLCast is featured on the iTunes store front page.

Middle School Drama:
A listener fences. He also went to Best Buy, and tried to call the show.

Peter has some funny stories to tell. He went to the zoo, and a gift shop.

Featured Story:
none

E & V-Mail:
Alec (SOGtheman818?) has two stories about being lucky, one about paintball and one about biking.

Icee recently started nannying, and is also 18 weeks pregnant. An almost five-year-old happens to be Dr. Buzz Lightyear, and promised to help deliver the baby.

Kimball from Arizona thanks the show for relieving his stress.

Jeremiah from Utah writes in about making tires flat.

A listener was sick one day. His brother fled from a very small dog.

A listener's friend went to buy a new guitar.

MotherUnit was in a bathroom. A small child wanted to leave, but then congratulated his mother.

Austin's teacher told him a funny story about a man who was cleaning his motorcycle. It all went downhill from there.

Mike (aka KickofMercy) requests the director's cut of the Monkey Man story. James tells him that there isn't one.

Stacy likes the new guy on the podcast.

Sam's mom was attacked by a fluffy bee, and then a cyclist.

Shida tells the show about the time she almost crashed her mom's car.

Audrey(sp?) (aka mobd?) has a message for Trevor about iCarly.

Thomas is headed to the National Spelling Bee.

A caller tells a story about playing tag.

Lucius tells the story about his fifteenth summer, and being a baseball freak.

Memorable Moments:
James: "We say 'on accident' like normal people who love freedom."

John: "So does asparagus, but we don't talk about that."

James: "A till sounds like something they process cows through...I'm just sayin..."

John: "You know what his tag line is? 'To maternity, an BEYOND!'."

Trevor: "I would be thrilled to find the person that would wear a Windows shirt, and then beat the crap out of them."

John: "I've been to the Caribbean, and they do have mango trees."
Trevor: "I've been to Cuba. They have lizards."
James: "I've been to the bathroom. They have business."